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Lyrics:
Happy HalloThanksMas
It’s gonna drive me nuts
Pumpkins, turkey and Santa …
All in just a couple of months.
Happy HalloThanksMas
How crazy can it be?
Say Boo, say Grace, put up a tree
It’ll be the end of me
Almost every son and daughter
has a husband and a wife
and every one of those
comes with his or her own life.
So who gets who?
who’s bringing what?
how far do they have to drive?
Get out your graphs and flow charts
I’m just trying to survive
Chorus:
I’ll trade you two Thanksgivings
For one Christmas Eve
Ghosts and gravy and mistletoe
Glad to see them come
Glad to see them go
Princesses and pilgrims and ho ho ho ho ho
Happy HalloThanksMas
A busy time of year
We save our money all year long
Just to watch it disappear
Happy HalloThanksMas
It comes and goes so fast
I wish that we could spread it out
To make these moments last
Bridge:
Sugar rush
stuffing stuffed
present overload
Rush rush rush
Eat eat eat
Someone’s going to
Explode!
Chorus:
I’ll trade you two Thanksgivings
For one Christmas Eve
Ghosts and gravy and mistletoe
Glad to see them come
Glad to see them go
Princesses and pilgrims and ho ho ho
Happy HalloThanksMas
Happy
Merry
HalloThanksMas
Boo
